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Over-rated Michael J. Fox
Now this may come off like I’m hating Michael J Fox, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. The dude has entertained me with one character for years.
Seriously, has anyone noticed that he played one character for 15 years? The guy didn’t age from 1985 till 2000. He played the same character in Back to [...]
Horse Face and the Sea Turtles
Sex in the City became a movie this weekend, much to the disappointment of penis’ everywhere. It was fine when these old ugly chicks were on small TVs, but now they are on 25 foot screens.
I discussed, more like yelled about how shitty this movie is, with some girls I work with. None of them [...]
We’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat
I read this story earlier today and I almost fell out of my chair laughing. This kid got “attacked” by a shark in his bedroom.
The “attack” happened at 14-year-old Sam Hawthorne’s home in Dudley, England.
Hawthorne was sleepwalking when the teeth of a dead souvenir shark from a family vacation, that hangs on the wall of [...]
Soft Core Blows
I love 3 day weekends. Friday I drank a bunch of beer with my neighbors and planned on relaxing on Saturday, plans change I suppose. I got a call from my good friend Jeff. He called to tell me to come over because he and another one of my friends, Justin grilled up to much [...]
Another Day
It happened again
Flat tire in the rain
How can I explain, why I am late again
I don’t know
Hit up the Gas N’ Go
Fill up the tank, but the account balance is on zero
Gotta beg and plead
for the cash I need
in a rush, and damn sure late
i might as well be going to the Aloha State
going crazy, [...]
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- Hometown:
- Hell
- Relationship Status:
- In a Relationship
- About Me:
- I am a 22 year old water bison that lives in the outskirts of Frederick Co, MD. I am a carefree soul, willing to do just about anything or anyone that seems worth my time. I am a very short individual, with just as small personality and sense of fun. As well as being almost midget like, I am extremely skinny, this provides to be a problem for me, whenever I find myself stranded on the side of the road, trying to get into fights with oncoming traffic, or being taken out of commercial retail shops. I love to bite people, because I am hungry like that. Don't worry I only bite people that taste good. I am a ladies mammal in the sense that, when I am able to knock them out, I can drag them back to my favorite watering hole, before I do the act of the wild on their unconscious bodies. This proves to be the best way of reproduction for me, why waste money on getting her drunk? No, I much rather take a hoof to her head, quick cheep and easy.
If you read this, and think I am someone you would like to have knock you out and take advantage of you, than hit me up on AIM my SN is CBLLEWE... My hooves make it hard to type, but what I lack in that, i make up for in other places, like my small brain.
- Website:
- http://www.myspace.com/juggalo4_lif3
- Events You're Interested In:
- Dodge Ball, Hide and Seek, 1 Mile Run, Long Jump, BMX Racing, Baseball, Soccer, Break Dancing, Hide and Go-Get-It, Red Light-Green Light, Paint Ball, Ultimate Frisbee, Checkers, Canasta, Long Hikes on the Beach, Book Reading Competitions, Faygo Showers, Mudd Wrasling, Push-Up's. That about sums it up!
- Favorite Venues:
- G-Unit, Zoo, Your Daughter/Sister/Wifes Bedroom.
- How did you hear about us?
- Brian Llewellyn
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