Christopher Llewellyn's Page

Hometown:

Hell

Relationship Status:

In a Relationship

About Me:

I am a 22 year old water bison that lives in the outskirts of Frederick Co, MD. I am a carefree soul, willing to do just about anything or anyone that seems worth my time. I am a very short individual, with just as small personality and sense of fun. As well as being almost midget like, I am extremely skinny, this provides to be a problem for me, whenever I find myself stranded on the side of the road, trying to get into fights with oncoming traffic, or being taken out of commercial retail shops. I love to bite people, because I am hungry like that. Don't worry I only bite people that taste good. I am a ladies mammal in the sense that, when I am able to knock them out, I can drag them back to my favorite watering hole, before I do the act of the wild on their unconscious bodies. This proves to be the best way of reproduction for me, why waste money on getting her drunk? No, I much rather take a hoof to her head, quick cheep and easy.

If you read this, and think I am someone you would like to have knock you out and take advantage of you, than hit me up on AIM my SN is CBLLEWE... My hooves make it hard to type, but what I lack in that, i make up for in other places, like my small brain.

Website:

http://www.myspace.com/juggalo4_lif3

Events You're Interested In:

Dodge Ball, Hide and Seek, 1 Mile Run, Long Jump, BMX Racing, Baseball, Soccer, Break Dancing, Hide and Go-Get-It, Red Light-Green Light, Paint Ball, Ultimate Frisbee, Checkers, Canasta, Long Hikes on the Beach, Book Reading Competitions, Faygo Showers, Mudd Wrasling, Push-Up's. That about sums it up!

Favorite Venues:

G-Unit, Zoo, Your Daughter/Sister/Wifes Bedroom.

How did you hear about us?

Brian Llewellyn